he shaved USA in his pubs
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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