Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
