shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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