Dual....:-)
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
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sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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