Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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