hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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