Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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