Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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