I cannot find my penis.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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