Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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