she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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