I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
my shit smells like andre
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
sex in a hospital.. check
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Randomize
