What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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