sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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