ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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