we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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