HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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