oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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