So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
