your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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