Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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