He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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