If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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