How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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