I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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