Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
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