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I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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