if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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