we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
There was a lot of him and a little penis
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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