The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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