Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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