I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
do herpes really smell.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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