I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I wish you could order shots online.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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