i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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