Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
her vagine was all disorganized.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize