Reggie can tackle my bush.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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