The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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