This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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