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ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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