Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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