the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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