So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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