the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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