I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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