The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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