Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
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go home
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
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He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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