Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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