i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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