who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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