My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
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he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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