I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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