you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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