She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
