D3 body, D1 cock
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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