I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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